The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus Oh, Amadeus
The Misheard: Doctor, lay us, doctor, lay us Oh, doctor, lay us
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Real Lyric: Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart!
The Misheard: Stop in the neighborhood, before you break the law!
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Real Lyric: These wounds, they will not heal
The Misheard: These words are not for Eeyore
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and I'm feeling gross.
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Real Lyric: Through many dangers, toils, and snares
The Misheard: Through many angry coiled up towns
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Real Lyric: Guilty, guilty, guilty as a girl can be
The Misheard: guilty, guilty, guilty as a c**kerspee
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
The Misheard: Five little girls wearing battered pent.
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Real Lyric: even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
The Misheard: even flow, mother of life fortifies
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Real Lyric: In the jungle, the quiet jungle, The lion sleeps tonight
The Misheard: In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion eats tonight
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Real Lyric: "Stepped on a pop top"
The Misheard: "Stepped on a pop tart"
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