The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm breakin' a sweat. It's all right
The Misheard: I'm breakin' a swag. It's all right
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Real Lyric: Letting the days go by
The Misheard: Anakin dance go by
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche,
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And spittle Pearly Shearly with his anus curly-wurly and asked my if I needed a bite.
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Oooooh, operetta
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Real Lyric: We are diamonds taking shape
The Misheard: We are diamonds taking s**t
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Real Lyric: Like a seedling dropped from an old oak tree, your shade don't hide no sun from me
The Misheard: Like a seedling dropped from an old oak tree, your s**t don't hide no sun from me
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Real Lyric: All the single ladies
The Misheard: I'm a single lettuce
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Real Lyric: We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA, Convoy
The Misheard: We gonna roll this f***in' convoy 'cross the USA, Convoy
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Real Lyric: Do you remember a guy that's been...
The Misheard: Do you remember a garden spade...
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