The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away.
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the tuba away.
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Real Lyric: strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: strong in pants with his fingers
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Real Lyric: Willie and the Poor Boys are playin', Bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Willie and the Poor Boys are playin', Singin' a nickel can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends Make it last forever Friendship never ends
The Misheard: if you wanna be my lover we gotta get to be friends Can't make love forever Friendship never ends
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house She's mighty mighty Just letting it all hang out
The Misheard: It's a free couch Its kinda crusty The springs all hangin' out
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Real Lyric: I believe in the sand beneath my toes The beach gives a feeling, an earthy feeling I believe in the faith that grows And the four right chords can make me cry
The Misheard: I believe in the sandwich in my toes The beets give it feeling, unearthy feeling I believe in the yeast that grows And the four eyed corns they make me cry
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Real Lyric: I wanna be someone to believe to believ to believe Yeah!
The Misheard: I wanna be someone Jumbilee jumbilee jumbilee yeah.
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place.
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign
The Misheard: a p***y on a highway showed me a sign
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Real Lyric: The spaces between us
The Misheard: all the spaceships between us
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