The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: smoke on the water... fire in the sky.
The Misheard: blokes in the water... Brian in the sky.
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Real Lyric: you know the preacher likes the cold
The Misheard: you know the creature's like a crow
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Real Lyric: So be it...threaten no more
The Misheard: Soviet...friend no more
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird I don't know where my home is I don't know where my soul is....
The Misheard: I'm like a bird I don't know where my hole is....
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Real Lyric: a worn out tape of chris ledeaux lonly women and bad booze
The Misheard: a worn out tape of chris ledeaux lonly women and bad boots
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Real Lyric: Who wants honey as long as there's some money?
The Misheard: who wants, what i need, as long as there's money?
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Real Lyric: Bang bang bang on the door baby ... You're what ... tin roof ... rusted
The Misheard: Gang bang bang on the floor baby ... You're what ... pregnant ... busted.
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Real Lyric: I Want you, I want you, it's an obsession....
The Misheard: I want to suck his circumcission....
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the epilator
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Real Lyric: You can put your mind at ease
The Misheard: You can butcher my knees
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