The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Suffragette city
The Misheard: Something Gypsy did
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Real Lyric: Can you take me Higher To A place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me Higher To a place where I can pee
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problem I got my ass wiped You've got your big cheese I got my hash pipe
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Real Lyric: And all the girlies say i'm pretty fly "for a white guy"
The Misheard: All the girls say i'm a pretty fly "Go away, guy!"
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Real Lyric: i'm your venus, im your fire...
The Misheard: i'm your penis and i'm on fire
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Real Lyric: Come play my game.
The Misheard: Die white boy, die.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I get knocked down like an oven mitt
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Real Lyric: Take the world in a love embrace.
The Misheard: Take the world on a luncheon break.
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Real Lyric: And offers coming over the phone.
The Misheard: And paupers crawling over the phone.
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Real Lyric: It's OK to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.
The Misheard: It's OK to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feet.
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