The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no mustache could have been in the quiver
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Real Lyric: sure as kilamanjaro rises like olympus over the serengeti
The Misheard: sure as kilamanjaro rises like an empress above the serengeti
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Real Lyric: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: You know I'd like to keep my cheating stratige
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand.
The Misheard: I want to hold you ham.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now the rain has gone
The Misheard: I can see Diedre now Lorraine has gone
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Real Lyric: What a nice surprise Bring your alibis
The Misheard: What a nice surprise When you're outta lies
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Real Lyric: Exit light Enter night
The Misheard: It's too light Dance all night
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Real Lyric: All the better just to please you
The Misheard: Have a bad touch just to please you
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Real Lyric: No-one wants to be defeated
The Misheard: No-one wants to beat the beaters
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Real Lyric: When you are with me I'm free I'm careless, I believe ... My Sacrifice
The Misheard: When you arent with me I pee Im hairless, I cant read ... I've got Headlice
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