The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is
The Misheard: Whoomp, fat ass
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Real Lyric: Exit light.
The Misheard: Amstel Light.
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Real Lyric: Hold my breath as i wish for death. O please god wake me
The Misheard: Oh, my breath is bad, wish for death. O please god wake me!
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Real Lyric: All the sickness, I can suck it up
The Misheard: All the sickness, I can suck a duck
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Real Lyric: Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
The Misheard: Then you flew your rear end up to Nova Scotia
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Real Lyric: (Shouted by Garth before the audience kicks in to sing the chorus along, sounds like "Let's get another round started!")
The Misheard: "Let's hear it for Rob Stark!"
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Real Lyric: Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you used to
The Misheard: lipstick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
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Real Lyric: To Martinique, that Monserat mystique.
The Misheard: I want to make that Maserati steak
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get knocked up, and then I have a kid. I'm never gonna do it again!
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Real Lyric: angie
The Misheard: i am jeff
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