The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wake up, grab a brush and put on a little makeup. Hide the scars to hide the shakeup. Why'd you leave the keys up on the table? Cause you wanted to! Here you go and create another fable.
The Misheard: Wake up, put on some mush and wakeup little Jacob. Hide the car to mask the stakeout. Why do jews need a real big table? Cause they wanted to. Here you go and cremate another table.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue; I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, Don't Make It bad, Take a sad song, and make it better!
The Misheard: Hey dude, Dont look so high, Make some toast and eat some butter.
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Keep up with the postdoc Don't stop till you get a job
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Real Lyric: I said people, they just want to take you People, they just want to make you People, they just want to break you down.
The Misheard: Bing bong, sex is gonna take you Bing bong, sex is gonna make you Bing bong, sex is gonna bring you down.
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Real Lyric: They're still building then burning them down
The Misheard: They're still building in Birmingham
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Real Lyric: My eyes become large and The light that you shine can be seen.
The Misheard: My eyes became a light and the light that they shine can be seen
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Real Lyric: get back honky cat, better get back to the woods
The Misheard: get that hubcap, better put it back on that car
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Real Lyric: What's that whistling through the trees/It's two sailor's and they're on leave.
The Misheard: What's that whistling through the trees/It's two santas and they're on weed.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black mountain bike
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