The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, Don't Make It bad, Take a sad song, and make it better!
The Misheard: Hey dude, Dont look so high, Make some toast and eat some butter.
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force Don't stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Keep up with the postdoc Don't stop till you get a job
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Real Lyric: I said people, they just want to take you People, they just want to make you People, they just want to break you down.
The Misheard: Bing bong, sex is gonna take you Bing bong, sex is gonna make you Bing bong, sex is gonna bring you down.
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Real Lyric: They're still building then burning them down
The Misheard: They're still building in Birmingham
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Real Lyric: My eyes become large and The light that you shine can be seen.
The Misheard: My eyes became a light and the light that they shine can be seen
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Real Lyric: get back honky cat, better get back to the woods
The Misheard: get that hubcap, better put it back on that car
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Real Lyric: What's that whistling through the trees/It's two sailor's and they're on leave.
The Misheard: What's that whistling through the trees/It's two santas and they're on weed.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black mountain bike
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is
The Misheard: Whoomp, fat ass
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Real Lyric: Exit light.
The Misheard: Amstel Light.
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