The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She ordered a raspberry parfait
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Real Lyric: When we were young
The Misheard: Inebriate
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Real Lyric: I run for the bus, dear. While riding I think of us, dear.
The Misheard: I run for the busty. While writing I finger lusty.
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the curtains see the friends you meet.
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Real Lyric: She loves that drivin' beat, she goes dancin' on down the street
The Misheard: She loves that Dramamine, she goes dancin' on down the street
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Real Lyric: Bully for you, chili for me, gotta get a raincheck on
The Misheard: Goody for you, son of a b**ch, gotta get a record on
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Real Lyric: Tender lumplings everywhere
The Misheard: Tender dumplings everywhere
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Real Lyric: Some legends are told
The Misheard: Some lead in my toe
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Real Lyric: "Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
The Misheard: "Sore hand in the door. I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
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Real Lyric: This life is filled with hurt when happiness doesn't work
The Misheard: This life is filled with herp when happiness doesn't work
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