The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake it up baby now, shake it up baby.
The Misheard: Shake it up blendie now, shake it up blendie.
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Real Lyric: Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
The Misheard: Out here drinking beer, I fight a male deer.
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Real Lyric: Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
The Misheard: Out here drinking beer, I fight a male deer.
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Real Lyric: I have my books and my poetry to protect me.
The Misheard: I have my books and my poultry to protect me.
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Real Lyric: went to the doctor guess what he told me Guess what he told me? He said, girl, you better have fun
The Misheard: went to the doctor guess what he told me Guess what he told me? He said, go to bed and have some fun
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Real Lyric: Ba-Ba-Ba-Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: Ba-Ba-Ba-Betting on the Jets
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Real Lyric: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
The Misheard: I've been through the desert on a horse with no MANE...
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Cheer up, sleezy cheese
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Real Lyric: Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Lookin' for my lost jiggerin' saw
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Real Lyric: What you doin' on your back?
The Misheard: Let's do it in your bed.
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