The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: reved up like a deuce another runner in the night.
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche and get a boner in the night.
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Real Lyric: little red corvette
The Misheard: did evette call back?
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Real Lyric: "I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far"
The Misheard: "I'm 2-64 my car, 2-64 my car, 2-64 by far"
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Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: ground nose to Major tongue
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Real Lyric: Im only a man, in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: im only a man, with 40 red sheep
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rocks in the catbox
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Real Lyric: Relax said the nightman We are programmed to recieve
The Misheard: Relax sipping lightning We are programmed to deceive
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Real Lyric: Roam if you want to, Roam around the world.
The Misheard: Roll 'em if you want to, Roll 'em around the world.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have a physical attraction!
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Real Lyric: Can you Take me Higher to a place where blind men sing.
The Misheard: Can you Take me Higher to a place where linemen sing.
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