The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: How's about a date?
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Real Lyric: Hoping to find some more forgotten words or ancient melodies (or something like that!)
The Misheard: Hoping to find some more from Gothenburg, or is it maladies?
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Real Lyric: go on go on and leave me breathless
The Misheard: (six year old son heard) go on go on and make me breakfast...
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Real Lyric: My angel is a centrefold
The Misheard: My angel's in a telephone
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Real Lyric: The tea's gone cold I wonder why I... got out of bed at all
The Misheard: The tears don't come I wonder why I... got out of bed at all
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma I'm so hard to handle now yes I am
The Misheard: hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma I sure am a handyman yes I am
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Real Lyric: Song title: Raspberry Beret
The Misheard: Cranberry Parade
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a piano
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot
The Misheard: Hit me with your wet snot
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