The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: go on go on and leave me breathless
The Misheard: (six year old son heard) go on go on and make me breakfast...
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Real Lyric: My angel is a centrefold
The Misheard: My angel's in a telephone
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Real Lyric: The tea's gone cold I wonder why I... got out of bed at all
The Misheard: The tears don't come I wonder why I... got out of bed at all
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma I'm so hard to handle now yes I am
The Misheard: hey little thing let me light your candle cause mamma I sure am a handyman yes I am
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Real Lyric: Song title: Raspberry Beret
The Misheard: Cranberry Parade
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a piano
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot
The Misheard: Hit me with your wet snot
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Real Lyric: Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Ah, ah, child, way you shake that thing Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting. Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way Watch your honey drip, can't keep away.
The Misheard: Hey, hey mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you drool Uh-huh child way you shake that thing gonna make you fart, gonna make you stink
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser baby, so why dont you kill me.
The Misheard: I'm allusive baby, so why dont you kill me.
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