The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
The Misheard: Four thousand holes in Blackburn's hankercheif And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill an albacore
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Real Lyric: Well, I stand up next to a mountain And i chop it down with the edge of my hand
The Misheard: Well I'm standin next to a fountain Then a Chinese clown put his head in my lap
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Real Lyric: I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: I looked around, a lousy camels all I found
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Real Lyric: How is the neighbor downstairs? How is her temper this year?
The Misheard: How is the neighbor downstairs? How is her September this year?
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted!
The Misheard: You what?! Hennn-ryyyy, busted!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds, a shed is a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a lepress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Got a condo made o' stone-a
The Misheard: Got a condom made o' stone-a
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Real Lyric: you got the peaches i've got the cream
The Misheard: you got the beat and i got the beat
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Real Lyric: whiskey in the jar-o
The Misheard: whiskey in the gyro
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