The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: I looked around, a lousy camels all I found
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Real Lyric: How is the neighbor downstairs? How is her temper this year?
The Misheard: How is the neighbor downstairs? How is her September this year?
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted!
The Misheard: You what?! Hennn-ryyyy, busted!
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds, a shed is a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like a lepress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Got a condo made o' stone-a
The Misheard: Got a condom made o' stone-a
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Real Lyric: you got the peaches i've got the cream
The Misheard: you got the beat and i got the beat
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Real Lyric: whiskey in the jar-o
The Misheard: whiskey in the gyro
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba.
The Misheard: My pony plays the mamba
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Real Lyric: So I dub thee unforgiven.
The Misheard: So I don't be unforgiven.
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