The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: please tell me why my car is in the front yard
The Misheard: please tell me why my car is in the barnyard
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the first in line
The Misheard: If you change your mind on the crispy nine
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Real Lyric: Gee our old lasalle ran great!
The Misheard: GIO my salad plate!
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Real Lyric: I don't think you trust
The Misheard: Why don't you get dressed?
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and orange juice
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight, on the dunes of the cape
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight in the tombs of the cave
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Real Lyric: Wild thing
The Misheard: Wow dang
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Real Lyric: Better take my direction Feel your way
The Misheard: Better maintain my erection Feel your way
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Real Lyric: Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
The Misheard: Four thousand holes in Blackburn's hankercheif And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill an albacore
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Real Lyric: Well, I stand up next to a mountain And i chop it down with the edge of my hand
The Misheard: Well I'm standin next to a fountain Then a Chinese clown put his head in my lap
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