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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: King Nothing

    Real Lyric: Here's your crown king nothing

    The Misheard: Here's your crab cake muffin

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Bed Of Roses

    Real Lyric: nails

    The Misheard: for tonight, i sleep on a bed of death

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    Artist: Guns N' Roses

    Song: November Rain

    Real Lyric: cold November rain

    The Misheard: Dodos in the rain

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    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: I've got chills, they're multiplyin'

    The Misheard: I've got chills down both my pliers

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: Sleep with one eye open , gripping your pillow tight

    The Misheard: sleep with one-eyed old men, gripping your pillow tight

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...

    The Misheard: i get no down but i get a mop again, you're never gonna keep me down ...

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    Artist: Jewel

    Song: You Were Meant for Me

    Real Lyric: I wipe the spots off of the mirror Don't leave the keys in the door

    The Misheard: How irresponsible of me to Leave my keys in the door

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I blessed the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I kissed Lorraine down in Africa

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: We're off to never never land

    The Misheard: Austin never never lands

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: 'Cause you can't afford the ticket.

    The Misheard: 'Cause of California Chicken

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