The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
The Misheard: Speaking words of wisdom, Larry B.
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Real Lyric: Pulling mussels from a shell
The Misheard: Becauce my name is Michelle and I was about 19 I thought they were "Pulling muscles for Michelle"
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Real Lyric: Might as well be walkin' on the sun
The Misheard: Nighties will be walkin' on the sun
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Real Lyric: I used to be a little boy...
The Misheard: I used to pee on little boys...
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Real Lyric: Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes And she's gone
The Misheard: Look for the girl with the sun in her ass, Ohh look shes done.
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Real Lyric: Got a machinehead better than the rest
The Misheard: Got a mushy head better than the rest
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Real Lyric: "Punch A Higher Floor!"
The Misheard: "One Time!"
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Real Lyric: I bless the rain down in Africa
The Misheard: I felt deranged down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
The Misheard: Blackroof country, no-go pavements, tired Stalin
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Real Lyric: I will miss you, like the desert miss the rain.
The Misheard: Madames et messieurs... I'm the desolate mister Wayne.
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