The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the blood loss shed as I long for you yeah
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Real Lyric: Signed, sealed, delivered-I'm yours!
The Misheard: Five, six, eleven-I'm yours!
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street. Willy and the poor boys are playin' bring your nickles tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner out in the street. Billy and the poor boys keep saying: Hitler can't be beat!
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Real Lyric: Big Ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol Jed and a rhino
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Real Lyric: Boy the way Glenn Miller played
The Misheard: by the Wakeland-Miller place
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Real Lyric: Evil Women
The Misheard: Preheat the oven
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Real Lyric: she said "what so i told her i didn't know
The Misheard: shes a slut so i told her i thought so
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Real Lyric: Take it to the limit
The Misheard: Thank you, it's delicious
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a teenage girl
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Real Lyric: And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I assume, that the deserts miss the rain
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