The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oye como va mi ritmo. Bueno pa' gosar, mulata.
The Misheard: Oye como va mi ritmo. Save those bottle tops
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Real Lyric: It aint no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toke, and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
The Misheard: It aint no joke, I'd like to buy the world a toga teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city
The Misheard: Take me down to the very last city
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Real Lyric: I reach down between my legs and ease the seat back.
The Misheard: I reach down between my legs and ease the semen back.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds I'll say this, "Long live you."
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Real Lyric: Out of reach, so far...
The Misheard: Powderee's, Yoga...
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Real Lyric: After the boys of summer have gone
The Misheard: isnt he a b***h like you and me?
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Real Lyric: Killed him a b'ar (bear) when he was only three
The Misheard: Killed on a bar when he was only three
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Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray.
The Misheard: All I do is shout His praise.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again, You're never going to keep me down
The Misheard: I get no towel when I go to bed. I ain't never gonna get no towel.
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