The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: "just got paid"
The Misheard: "just got laid"
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis Eyes
The Misheard: She's got better taste than I
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Real Lyric: When I wore a younger man's clothes
The Misheard: When I wore a young woman's clothes
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Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean and later in the song: The shaving razor is cold and it stings
The Misheard: Cheer up sweet Regine and later in the song: The shaving razors cold and it stinks
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Real Lyric: One day we'll all understand
The Misheard: Wont take a lot of nerve Stan
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Real Lyric: I'm not takin about living in
The Misheard: Im not talking bout molybdenum
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Real Lyric: An old man turned 98 He won the lottery, died the next day
The Misheard: An old man turned as he ate He won the lottery, died the next day
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Real Lyric: Whooo are you, oo oo
The Misheard: Bluuueeee water, oo oo
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Real Lyric: The watch you’re wearin’, I bought it The house I live in, I bought it The car I’m driving, I bought it I depend on me
The Misheard: The watch you’re wearin’, Alf Garnett The house I live in, Alf Garnett The car I’m driving, Alf Garnett I depend on meat
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