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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: MAYBE GET A BLISTER ON YOUR LITTLE FINGER BETTER THAN A BLISTER ON YOUR THUMB

    The Misheard: MAYBE GET A BLISTER ON YOUR LITTLE FINGER BETTER THAN A BLISTER ON YOUR BUM

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Photograph

    Real Lyric: Passion killer your too much

    The Misheard: Buy some dinner your too much

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    Artist: Cat Stevens

    Song: Peace Train

    Real Lyric: Peace train sounding louder Glide on the peace train

    The Misheard: B string sounding louder High on the B string

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lodi

    Real Lyric: If I only had a dollar for every song I sung, everytime I had to play when people sat there drunk

    The Misheard: If I only had a dollar for every song I sung, everytime I had to play where people sat their drums

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: We Built This City

    Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba/ Listen to the radio... (according to lyricsondemand.com)

    The Misheard: My pony plays the mamba/ Listen to the radio... also as While Tony plays the mamba/ Listen to the radio...

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: Y.M.C.A.

    Real Lyric: Someone came up to me and said "Young Man"

    The Misheard: Someone came up to me and said "Yummy"

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: here we are now entertain us

    The Misheard: here we are now in a danish

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Papa Don't Preach

    Real Lyric: Daddy, Daddy, if you could only see Just how good he's been treating me.

    The Misheard: Daddy, Daddy, if you could only see Just how much he's been doing me.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Come As You Are

    Real Lyric: memoria...memoria

    The Misheard: emily...yeah...emily...yeah

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Staying Alive, Staying Alive

    The Misheard: Sticking a Knife, Sticking a Knife

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