The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: tenth avenue freeze out
The Misheard: dead devil in the freezer
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Real Lyric: Barbara Anne
The Misheard: Bop a Ran
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Real Lyric: Think I’m done nursing the patience I can wait one night
The Misheard: "I think I'm dying, nurse." Said the patient In Kuwait one night
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Real Lyric: We'll be fighting in the streets With our children at our feet And the morals that they worship will be gone And the men who spurred us on Sit in judgement of all wrong They decide and the shotgun sings the song
The Misheard: We'll be fighting in the streets With our children and our meat And tomorrow Cindy Merchant will be gone And the men who sung the song Said the judge-men are all wrong They decide that the shotgun sings the song
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but stings like a bee.
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but stinks like a beast
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed!
The Misheard: Alex the seal!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce. Another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Racked up like a douche, I bit a moaner in the night.
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Real Lyric: 1) The ice we skate is getting pretty thin* 2) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed *I'm not sure these are the right lyrics
The Misheard: 1) The ice these days is getting pretty thin 2)I ain't the shopper's tool in the shead
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Real Lyric: It's a beautiful day, The sky's full of feeling
The Misheard: It's a beautiful day, It's got funky feelin'
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Real Lyric: I beleive in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in malcoils
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