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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Sunday, Bloody Sunday

    Real Lyric: How long must we sing this song?

    The Misheard: Ohhh Ohhhhh sinister

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: All Along The Watchtower

    Real Lyric: plowmen dig my earth

    The Misheard: my old man take my herb

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Chiquitita

    Real Lyric: Chiquitita, you and i will cry

    The Misheard: tickled cheater please now do not pry

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Hound Dog

    Real Lyric: You aint nothing but a hound dog crying all the time

    The Misheard: You aint nothing but a hound dog crockin all the time

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sweetness Follows

    Real Lyric: Sad but true

    The Misheard: Sepultura

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: "Paperback writer"

    The Misheard: "Take a back right to" (or phonetically, "take a back right ta")

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Reelin' In The Years

    Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years Stowin' away the time Are you gatherin' up the tears Have you had enough of mine

    The Misheard: Are you rollin in the eaves Havin a lovely time? Are you cuttin up the cheese Have you had enough of mine?

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    Artist: Sidney Simien

    Song: Don't Mess With My Toot-Toot

    Real Lyric: Don't mess with my toot-toot.

    The Misheard: don't mess with my tu-tu.

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    Artist: Dexy's Midnight Runners

    Song: Come on Eileen

    Real Lyric: Sunk in smoke dried faces

    The Misheard: We can smoke dried ice

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    Artist: Static-X

    Song: Fix

    Real Lyric: Tune it in, Chill Out, Drop Dead, I need a Fix

    The Misheard: Turn a man yellow, just add a little fix

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