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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Clash

    Song: I Fought The Law

    Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won.

    The Misheard: I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

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    Artist: Mark Ronson

    Song: Uptown's First Finale

    Real Lyric: Nine exits north of Las Vegas, Vegas Nine exits north of Las Vegas, Vegas Nine exits north of Las Vegas

    The Misheard: Nine inches short of them fakers, fakers Nine inches short of them fakers, fakers Nine inches short of them fakers

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    Artist: Fool's Garden

    Song: Lemon Tree

    Real Lyric: Isolation Is not good for me Isolation I don't want to sit on the lemon-tree

    The Misheard: Isolation Is not good for me Isolation I don't want to sit on the lavatory

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    Artist: Victoria Rocks

    Song: Kickin\' It with You

    Real Lyric: Here we go, let's start the party Chop it up like it's karate Everybody

    The Misheard: Here we go, let's start the party Chop it up like it's karate Every butt hey

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: What Child is This

    Real Lyric: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, The Babe, the Son of Mary.

    The Misheard: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, To bathe the Son of Mary.

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    Artist: Kinks

    Song: Come Dancing

    Real Lyric: The day the knocked down the Palais, part of my childhood died, just died

    The Misheard: The day they knocked down the Palais, 100 children died, just died

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    Artist: Steam Powered Giraffe

    Song: Honeybee

    Real Lyric: Turpentine erase me whole

    The Misheard: Derpentine erase me Hulk

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    Artist: Patrick Stump

    Song: Greed

    Real Lyric: All my, all my Gordon Gekkos

    The Misheard: Oh my, oh my god the geckoes

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Waterloo

    Real Lyric: Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war

    The Misheard: Waterloo always be feeding you on the wall

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    Artist: Lionel Richie

    Song: Stuck on you

    Real Lyric: Stuck on you...

    The Misheard: Stuck in you...

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