The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Mr. Smadley, drink my wine come and dig my earth
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Real Lyric: American Woman, stay away!
The Misheard: A Peregnant woman, stay away!
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Real Lyric: And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And little early birdie gave my anus curly wurley and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: If you wanna be with me Baby there's a price to pay A Martini in a bottle
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Real Lyric: Come on Eileen, too-loo-ri-ay
The Misheard: Come on, I need the ruler, hey
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Real Lyric: Gloria in excelsis deo
The Misheard: Gloria in Aunt Chelsea's Stable
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb, blind kid...
The Misheard: That dadgum black kid...
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba die
The Misheard: I'm see through, i've been beat up and died, i've been beat up and died
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart, And you're to blame
The Misheard: (my nephew misheard them as): Shock in the heart, And you're so baby
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