The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: it's just a spring clean for the may queen
The Misheard: it's just a springkling for the may queen
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Real Lyric: Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive...
The Misheard: Nigga & I... Nigga & I...
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches And Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula!
The Misheard: Go let the b**thes burn watch the b**thes in flame i'm in the back of my dragula!
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Real Lyric: This luck of cell control
The Misheard: This lack of self-control
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Real Lyric: Feed your head
The Misheard: Keep your head
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Real Lyric: I can make the runner stumble
The Misheard: I can make your nose a cymbal
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So... I won't pet the dog
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: "all i do each night is pray"
The Misheard: "all i do is shag his mates"
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Real Lyric: Just grab ahold of my body & mind.
The Misheard: Just grab ahold of my money & mind.
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