The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All I really want Is some patience
The Misheard: All I really want Is some make up
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Real Lyric: Deutschmarks or dollars, American Express will do nicely, thank you!
The Misheard: Do much for dollars, American Express for tonight, I sleep with you
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Real Lyric: heaven holds a place for those who pray
The Misheard: heaven holds a place for whores who pray
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Real Lyric: I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream.
The Misheard: I was kiss no bano sino body crista boo itaria streem.
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Real Lyric: Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
The Misheard: Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound visiting eye.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shavee by a trebuchet
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Real Lyric: I'm all shook up
The Misheard: A mashall cup
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Real Lyric: dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: Ziggy really sang Screwed up eyes and screw down hairdo Like some cat from Japan
The Misheard: Ziggy really sang Scooter pies and screw down hairdo Like some cat from Japan
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Real Lyric: Donīt masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Donīt m********e with the dying shades, oh no
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