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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: my world crumbles when you are not here

    The Misheard: i do fumble where you got shot dear

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Burning up the fuse up here alone

    The Misheard: Burning up the shoes I wear at home

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    Artist: The Cure

    Song: Just Like Heaven

    Real Lyric: "Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said

    The Misheard: Show me show me show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream "sea sick!"

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    Real Lyric: You can't (keep?) me in your penthouse...

    The Misheard: You can't eat meat in the penthouse

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Let It Be

    Real Lyric: Let it be, let it be, let it be.

    The Misheard: Centipede, centipede, centipede.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama... Panama-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

    The Misheard: Had enough... bad love-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: All your sickness I can suck it up

    The Misheard: All this sickness I can suck a duck

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    Artist: Roy Orbison

    Song: Pretty Woman

    Real Lyric: Pretty Woman Walking Down the Street Pretty Woman The kind I'd like to meet

    The Misheard: Pretty Woman Walking Down the Street Pretty Woman I kinda like your meat

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Follow Me

    Real Lyric: swim through yor veins like a fish in the sea

    The Misheard: fine everybody go and piss in the sea

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I´ve got a new complaint.

    The Misheard: Hey, Wait, I´ve got a little brain.

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