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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Mysterious Ways

    Real Lyric: If you want to Kiss the Sky, better learn how to kneel. On your knees boy!

    The Misheard: If you want to Kiss this guy, better learn how to kneel. On your knees boy!

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Brown Sugar

    Real Lyric: Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields...

    The Misheard: Gold Coast slaver found a cut off ear...

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.

    The Misheard: With the birds that shed it's-a long live-a you

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't stop) Don't stop til you get enough

    The Misheard: Keep on with the bus stop Dont stop till you get on up

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

    The Misheard: Deny paradise to put up a f***ing lie

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Higher Love

    Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love

    The Misheard: Baby you're high or low

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner

    The Misheard: Big Ol' Jet Had a light on

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Every Breath You Take

    Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches with every step you take

    The Misheard: I'll put an X on every step you take

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: Footloose

    Real Lyric: Loose, footloose kick of your sunday shoes

    The Misheard: Lewis, cousin Lewis kicked off his sunday shoes

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Crawling

    Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, These wounds, they will not heal.

    The Misheard: Crawling in my skin, These worms, they will not evolve.

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