The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow-Motion Walter, the fire engine guy.
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of bowlers and their pack is full grown
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Real Lyric: I wanna love you, the best that, the best that I can
The Misheard: I'm gonna love you, the bear said, the bear said I can
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Real Lyric: We can do it oh so naturally
The Misheard: We can do it oh symetrically
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Real Lyric: You can pout your cherry lips
The Misheard: You can pop a cherry with it
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: Never meant to make your doctor cry
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Real Lyric: I see my Marianne walking away
The Misheard: I see me marring then walking away
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Real Lyric: Feed the world. Let them know its christmastime
The Misheard: Jesus Whoa! Let THEM know its christmas time
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Real Lyric: If you want to Kiss the Sky, better learn how to kneel. On your knees boy!
The Misheard: If you want to Kiss this guy, better learn how to kneel. On your knees boy!
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Real Lyric: Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields...
The Misheard: Gold Coast slaver found a cut off ear...
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