The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: You did what? tin-roof rusted!
The Misheard: You what? Heelllo Rusty!
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Real Lyric: Living in a powder keg, and giving off sparks.
The Misheard: Lving in a Polywag and giving sparks
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Real Lyric: you tell me!
The Misheard: CRACKLIN' ROSE YOU'RE A SCOREBOARD WOMAN
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Real Lyric: My feet is my only carriage
The Misheard: My fear is my only courage
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Real Lyric: See I don't need no f**king hook on this beat (Shiieet) All I need, is the track in the background
The Misheard: Billie Jean has stole my glove
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Real Lyric: Break my lease so I can move
The Misheard: Break my legs so I can't move
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man with a phony red sheet
The Misheard: I'm holding a man with forty red sheep
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Real Lyric: Return to sender
The Misheard: Three ton descender
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Real Lyric: at home drawing pictures of mountain tops with him on top lemon yellow sun arms raised in a V dead lay in pools of maroon below
The Misheard: At home drawing pictures of mums and darts with him on top living in the sun arms raised in a field and the dead lay in pool blood [or moon wasnt sure] below
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