The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: New York Times' effect on man
The Misheard: New York Times don't pay no man
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: smooth like a radar
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Real Lyric: carribean queen
The Misheard: marry me quick
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Real Lyric: Oops I Did It Again
The Misheard: Oops I Did Eminem
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Real Lyric: I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sad but true
The Misheard: I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes when you must steal I'm your pain when you can't feel Sand patrol
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Real Lyric: we're going to dance, and have some fun
The Misheard: boinkstand, and have some fun
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Real Lyric: Liberate My Madness!
The Misheard: Liberate Bananas!
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: The club is full of farmers and they're 'bout to grow old And my friend "corrected me" with... The club is full of fathers and their kids are full grown.
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Real Lyric: Businessmen they drink my wine Plowmen dig my herbs
The Misheard: Baby stand there, drink my wine Come and dig my herbs
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eyes wide You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my ass wiped You've got your big cheese I've got my hash pipe
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