The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Look at me baby, I'm with you
The Misheard: Come on baby, vomit a poo
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Real Lyric: You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
The Misheard: But YOU misheard them as: You can dance, you can DIVE, having the time of your life
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Real Lyric: Deep in my heart I'm a warrior
The Misheard: Deep in my heart I abhor ya
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drownin slowly Off the coast and I'm headin no where
The Misheard: She's a breakin up proud and slowly I feel close and I'm gettin no where
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Real Lyric: so put another dime in the jukebox baby!
The Misheard: so put another dimond in the juicebox baby!
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Real Lyric: Your mom threw away your best porno mag.
The Misheard: Your mom threw away your best torn mat.
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt little boy, and show your world to me.
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly know the rain has gone
The Misheard: I can see Kelly now Lorraine has gone
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Funky gasball
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric shoes, a mohawk too
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