The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane.
The Misheard: Life in the vaseline
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Real Lyric: I will be your father figure
The Misheard: I will put a frog in your peanut butter
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Real Lyric: "Here we are now, entertain us"
The Misheard: "And we're all false imitators"
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Real Lyric: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons' fire, and of theings that will bite.
The Misheard: Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon's fire, and a baked apple pie.
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Real Lyric: Who's bed have you're boots been under
The Misheard: Toothpaste, get your toothpaste numbered
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face.
The Misheard: How's about a date?
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Real Lyric: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a police car.
The Misheard: It's like looking into a mirror and seeing a falling star.
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Real Lyric: I'm hot blooded, check it and see.
The Misheard: I'm hot blooded, taste me and see.
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Real Lyric: oh, keep it down low, voices carry
The Misheard: don't be the dum dum, Mrs. Carrie
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Real Lyric: Serchin For My Lost Shaker of Salt
The Misheard: Serchin for my lost chigger saw
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