The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 13521 thru 13530 of 54134
Real Lyric: Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
The Misheard: Hit me where the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If you like Pina Colada's -
The Misheard: If you like being a salada
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady!
The Misheard: Do it like a lady!
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the poor boys were playing Bring your nickles tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out in the street Singing, oh boy, in the rain in the disco can't be beat
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I don't think your ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think your ready for this Jedi
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey, wait, I've got a riff goin' babe.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I want to touch I see your face every time I dream On every page, every magazine
The Misheard: Splash your pillow, you're too much You're the only one I want to touch I see your face at the count of three A one-way virgin magazine
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot.
The Misheard: Hit me with your french fry.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: if you're gonna play in texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band cuz that lead gutair is hot but not for a louisanna man
The Misheard: if you're gonna play in texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band cuz that lead gutair is cosmonaut for a louisanna man
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Eye of the Tiger
The Misheard: I have a tiger
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.