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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elvis Costello

    Song: Allison

    Real Lyric: Allison

    The Misheard: I have a son.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: Panama!

    The Misheard: Animal!

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: I reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back.

    The Misheard: I reach down, between my legs, she's a sleaze bag.

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    Artist: Corey Hart

    Song: Sunglasses at Night

    Real Lyric: Dont masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no

    The Misheard: Dont mess around with a guy in shades, oh no

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With the burden shared it's a lonely view

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it,beat it No one wants to be defeated Show them how funky strong is your fighter it doesnt matter who's wrong or right

    The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it Knowing what's to be, it's heated Showin' hot funky, long is just right It doesnt matter who's wrong or right

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Enter Sandman

    Real Lyric: ..and they aren't of snow white

    The Misheard: ...and the olives are white.

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    Artist: Limp Bizkit

    Song: Rollin'

    Real Lyric: Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

    The Misheard: Keep bonin' Ronan bonin' Ronan

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: Footloose

    Real Lyric: Been working so hard, I'm punching my card.

    The Misheard: Been working so hard, I'm washing my car.

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    Artist: Belle and Sebastian

    Song: Mayfly

    Real Lyric: Keep me company till she comes again

    The Misheard: Keeping company to chickens again

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