The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So, I took a big chance at the high school dance
The Misheard: So, I took a big s**t at the high school dance
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Real Lyric: CarryOnMyWaywardSon
The Misheard: ReadyOrNotHereWeCome
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer Count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Hold me close now tiny dancer Count the headlocks on the highway
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over Bailamos
The Misheard: A la mode. Let the rhythm take you over A la mode
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Real Lyric: Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
The Misheard: Calling octopus of interplanetary craft
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Real Lyric: Ninteenth Nervous Breakdown
The Misheard: Nineteen-Thirties Breakdown
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Real Lyric: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
The Misheard: Hit Me With A Big Snot
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Real Lyric: i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee.......
The Misheard: i had some cheese they were clowns in my concrete.....
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Real Lyric: I could not foresee this thing happening to you.
The Misheard: I could not force-feed this thing happening to you.
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Real Lyric: We're the Renegades of Funk
The Misheard: When a redneck gives a f**k
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