The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bad moon white again.
The Misheard: Bathroom wine again.
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Real Lyric: Don't you wanna be more than friends?
The Misheard: Don't you wanna be BOLD and FRESH!?
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Real Lyric: never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: never meant to bake your dog in a pie
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Real Lyric: jimmy quit, jodie got married should known we'd never get far
The Misheard: jimmy s**tz then he got married shoulda known to buy a new car
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Real Lyric: get up, come on, get down with the sickness
The Misheard: shoot up, come on, get clown with the sickness
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: That def, young, black kid sure plays a mean b-ball.
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Real Lyric: Ride on the peace train
The Misheard: High on your g-string
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Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: 45 virgins and a pelican
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Real Lyric: i'm just a girl, i'm pretty and petit
The Misheard: I'm just a girl, a pretty effigy
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Real Lyric: Love is a Battlefield
The Misheard: Love is a better feel
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