The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty jeans, dumpster-jeep!
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty jeans in the dumbo jig.
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Real Lyric: I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The Misheard: I swear, I stared, my knees my weakness
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Real Lyric: she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: she looks like a flower but she stinks like a bee
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Real Lyric: and i feel like i just got home
The Misheard: and i feel like a disco ball
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.
The Misheard: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, i'm a paedo
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Real Lyric: Why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: my 9 year old friend heard "Why don't we drop out of school"
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but i dit not shoot the refugee
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Real Lyric: knowing me, knowing you
The Misheard: knot in me, not in jew
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Real Lyric: left the bloodstains on the carpet
The Misheard: left the butt stains on the carpet
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