The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Shall I sleep with Jean
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Real Lyric: Exit light, enter night
The Misheard: eggs oh la
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine outta place
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Real Lyric: Said you ain't seen nuthin Til you're down on her muffin
The Misheard: Said you ain't seen nuthin Til you download a muffin
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rythym take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: My big mole. Let its freedom take you over. My big mole.
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Real Lyric: I've got chills
The Misheard: akachu
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With blood we shed its a lonely view (hey it is talking about scar tissue!)
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of these
The Misheard: Sweet dreams are made of cheese
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean just ate my mother She's a fat girl who claims that I have a gun Then she went and ate my son (I also thought the last line was some of the following) But I did not shoot manson...(also) But I shot her w/ my gun But I stopped an
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Real Lyric: ...remember to always think twice Do think twice (woo)
The Misheard: ... just remember to always wank twice Do wank twice (woo)
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