The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets.
The Misheard: Panties in a vest.
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Real Lyric: And all your money, won't another minute buy
The Misheard: With all your money, you bought another mini-bike
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no fly
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Real Lyric: Dig through the ditches And Burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula!
The Misheard: Dig through the dishes And burn through the witches I'm standing in the back of a Sad old car
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Real Lyric: And once we start the meter clicks
The Misheard: And once we start, I need two clits
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Real Lyric: In the Navy
The Misheard: It's a Lady
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Elise Fairy died
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Real Lyric: She's in to superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls
The Misheard: She's in to new sensations, black cats and voodoo dogs
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Real Lyric: Upon the fields of barley
The Misheard: Upon the fields of bali
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Real Lyric: I'll take your brain to another dimension Pay close attention
The Misheard: I'll take your brain to another dimension In competition
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