The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I were a businessman I'd sit behind a desk I'd be so successful I would scare Wall Street to death
The Misheard: If I were a businessmanI'd sit behind a deskI'd be so successfulI would scare wolves straight to hell
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Real Lyric: You're my Lady of the morning
The Misheard: You're my Lady cause I'm horny
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Real Lyric: When we're parkin' in the drive-in show We'll be sittin' in the moonlight row I'll bet my peanuts to a candy bar You'll be cuter than a movie star
The Misheard: When we're parkin' in the drive-in showWe'll be sittin' in the moonlight rowI'll bet my penis to a candy barYou'll be cuter than a movie star
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Real Lyric: Making up the past and
The Misheard: Making love to pasta
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Real Lyric: Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat Damn then sonsab***hes with their gill-nets set afloat I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new sound It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix Bocephus, Cher and James Brown It's called "Heavy Hometown" New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
The Misheard: Hello Mr. KrinkleHow are you today?Seems the rumors are about your team might move awayNow, me I'm sentimentalBut I'm not one to crySay there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard upDamn then sonsab***hes with their kill-nest
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Real Lyric: You can be addicted to a certain type of sadness
The Misheard: You can be addicted to a certain type of sandwich
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Real Lyric: You're the one all over me, that's what I wanted too baby
The Misheard: You're the one all over me,sex with a monkey too baby
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Real Lyric: Get yourself together Let the light pour in Pour yourself a hot bath Pour yourself a drink Nothing's gonna happen without warning
The Misheard: Get yourself togetherLadder light pour inBuy yourself a happyPour yourself a drinkNothing's gonna happen but I want in
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Real Lyric: Another John Doe and another face to blame, yeah
The Misheard: Another John Doe and another plaster pane, yeah
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Real Lyric: one cruel lie and it could die
The Misheard: one more life, nickel, dime
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