The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take the kiddies to the park
The Misheard: Take the guiness to the pub
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Real Lyric: I took her out. It was a friday night. I wore colgne to get the feeling right.
The Misheard: I took her out. It was a friday night. I worked alone to get the feeling right.
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Real Lyric: Its been burnin' since the worlds been turnin'
The Misheard: The beds been burnin' since the worlds been turnin'
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Real Lyric: mull of kintyre
The Misheard: bollocking tired
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher leave them kids alone!
The Misheard: We don't need no education We don't need no gun control More m**********n in the classroom Teacher leave them kids alone!
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and touch me
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Real Lyric: I'm picking up good vibrations...
The Misheard: I'm thinking 'bout goodbye gracious
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: F***ed five virgins and a pelican
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
The Misheard: Cheer up my baked bean!
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Real Lyric: Give me two pina coladas
The Misheard: Give me two pink enchiladas
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