The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
The Misheard: I just about to crack down on your life and wander free...
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Real Lyric: You should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a man.
The Misheard: You should see Polythene Pam, she's so good looking but she looks like a clam.
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Real Lyric: Kiss the sky
The Misheard: Piss this sky
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Real Lyric: She'll push and pull you down
The Misheard: She'll shampoo you down
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Real Lyric: The shaving razor's cold and it stings
The Misheard: The shaving lather's cold and it stinks
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So I don't get the door
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Real Lyric: You know how bad girls get
The Misheard: You know how fat girls get
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They shaved paradise and put on a f***ing lot
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: i've been leaving no calls
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Real Lyric: Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore
The Misheard: Mama put my guns to the ground I can't sit here anymore
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