The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of calitas, rising up through the air.
The Misheard: Warm smell of collie dust, rising up through the air.
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue freeze-out
The Misheard: Ted Devil in free style.
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Real Lyric: My love ain't got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
The Misheard: My love ain't got no money, he's got his trunk release
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Real Lyric: Sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: Sure pleased to meet you Maude.
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Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now, The hour is getting late.
The Misheard: Some of us were talking falsely now, That I was getting laid.
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Real Lyric: I'm comming up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: I'm comming out so you better get this party started
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes
The Misheard: She had sightly size
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Real Lyric: you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: you stretch your Astor-wear and your suicide clothes
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Real Lyric: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was woman
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told the world was gonna roll me
The Misheard: Bugs Bunny once told me the world was macaroni
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