The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat stratigically dipped below one eye, Your scarf it was apricot.
The Misheard: You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat stratigically dipped below one eye, Your starboard was Africa.
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Real Lyric: I laid a divorcee in New York City
The Misheard: I laid her in Pasaic New York City
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. Rockin' all the time.
The Misheard: You ate nothin' but the hotdog. And leave the bread behind.
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Real Lyric: you need coolin'
The Misheard: you need kool-aid
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird...
The Misheard: Hung like a bird....
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Real Lyric: When the working day is done, oh girls wanna have fun
The Misheard: when the world can take their sun, those girls wanna have fun
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Real Lyric: Riot shields, voodoo economics
The Misheard: Buy our shields, brutal economics
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Real Lyric: She's a 5ft ten catsuit and bambi eyes.
The Misheard: she's a 5ft ten, catsuit and bendy eyes
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house, she's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
The Misheard: He's my friend, ow! He's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Businessmen, they drink my wine, come and take my herb
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