The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
The Misheard: My boobs are plastic, its fantastic!
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil on the side for me.
The Misheard: Beelzebub is the devil on a stick.
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Real Lyric: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
The Misheard: Some people claim that there's a worm on the plane
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
The Misheard: You're the wanna wanna..
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Real Lyric: Caught in a landslide
The Misheard: Caught in a land mine
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Real Lyric: I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
The Misheard: I'm itching like a man with my cousin's flee.
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Real Lyric: If there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night?
The Misheard: If there's nothing missing in her life then why do these thieves come at night?
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Real Lyric: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: "Honey, gimme that," she told me red-handed sleeping with the girl next door "Did you miss me ? We're both butt naked, lying on the bathroom floor."
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Real Lyric: All I really want is some justice
The Misheard: All I really want is some chocolate
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Real Lyric: Can'tear my apart!
The Misheard: Just give me a pie!
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