The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: nobody told me there'd be days like these
The Misheard: nobody told me pigs had black knees
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Real Lyric: she's got electric boots... b-b-b-bennie and the jets
The Misheard: she's got electric boobs... b-b-b-betty and her chest
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Real Lyric: Livin La Vida Loca
The Misheard: Liven to feed her love cow
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, I'm your desire
The Misheard: I'm your fetus, I'm on fire, I'm your desire
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Real Lyric: Baby thinkin' of you keeps me up all night.
The Misheard: Baby's little brother keeps me up all night.
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Real Lyric: MA coley plays the mamba, listen to the radio
The Misheard: lil' joey complains to momma, listen to the radio
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Real Lyric: But everybody wants to put me down
The Misheard: But everybody wants to f*ck a dime
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Real Lyric: I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe withyou in the sea IO want to live like this for ever Until the sky falls down on me
The Misheard: I want to stand on you in the mountains I want to play with you in the sea Iwant to mill like this forever Until the mine falls down on me
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Real Lyric: Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
The Misheard: My boobs are plastic, its fantastic!
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil on the side for me.
The Misheard: Beelzebub is the devil on a stick.
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